Archives for: January 2008
Grounded: Chapter 4 - Benevolent Inconvenience
“Yeah, I read history. But it doesn’t make you nice. Hitler read history, too.”
~Joan Rivers~
Grounded: Chapter 3 - Miledly Seasoned
I love Thanksgiving turkey… it’s the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts.
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Grounded: Chapter 2 - Airport Picnic
“The devil himself had probably redesigned Hell in the light of information he had gained from observing airport layouts”
~Anthony Price~
Grounded: Chapter 1 - Miled Hangover
Grounded: The Last Hoorah of a Corporate Gypsy
The only thing that is completely reliable about Santa and the Christmas season is this: I am now on the ‘Naughty’ list for not posting sooner. So I figure I can do one of three things:
1) take the time to take care of my faithful readers and give them their due respect by writing a new blog post.
2) take the “Guy” approach and ignore the problem until it goes away.
3) make excuses as to why I have been silent.
I choose option 1. Option 2 is too common and expected, and option 3 is meant for June when there is not as much reason to be kind, as opposed to now. (Santa forgive me, for I did not shop enough…)